Sharp shootership

Excellence at shooting guns. It's a noun version for sharp shooter

"In order to be a member you need really high sharp shootership.

by zman4593 July 2, 2016

Poo Shooter

1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.

1. 'I have a Ferrari F50 in my garage at home!' - 'On your income? What a Poo Shooter.'

by John Barry July 4, 2006

Pea shooter

Used disparagingly to describe a weak gun. Typically a handgun or even BB gun.

Tim: You think you can do any damage with that pea shooter you got there?

Bill: Shut up Tim, it's shot placement that counts.


Antonyms: hand-cannon

by Perspicacity_89 January 13, 2009

Shoodery

The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.

Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.

Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.

Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.

by Rydo December 28, 2010

bean shooter

1. one who compulsively lies and constantly makes up information that is untrue or exaggerated

yo, shut up you bean shooter!

by talaaa April 20, 2006

First Person Shooter

The act of fellatio being performed on a male who is playing a video game, including, but not limited to first person shooter games, including, but not limited to all versions of"Counter-Strike", "Call of Duty", and "Halo"

"Dude, I wish I could get my dick sucked while playing a video game"

"You've never gotten a first person shooter dude?!"

by Para.dox December 10, 2012

Hooter Shooters

when a woman holds a shot of alchohal in the middle of her bra. The person taking the shot moves up the woman's stomach with thier tounge and take the shot with no hands and then moves up towards her mouth where she holds a slice of a lime. the shot taker then has to suck on the lime.

"Dude, the other night i did a Hooter Shooters on this chick at the party!"

by hottie-65 February 24, 2010