Amazon Shopper

People who have an unrealistic expectation of an appropriate timeline for delivery of a product from a small company due to amazon’s 2 day shipping.

The fussy Amazon shoppers attack the comments of ineverheardofyou’s Instagram to get revenge for the outrageous shipping time

by Schmukz May 14, 2020

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Shopper of Mass Destruction

The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later.

John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"

by Sephium April 5, 2011

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Shlupper

1. A male who is not good with the ladies 2. If a situation is messed up 3. Another word for sleeping around

That guy is such a shlupper, he thinks he owns the place.

That skank was shlupping around with every guy.
There are so many shluppers at the club tonight.

by comfort1 October 21, 2011

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Shoppers back

When you've been out shopping with your good wife/ladyfriend/hetero life partner/etc and spent the hours acting as a pack mule. And general shopping trolley. The back and general lumbar region may begin to ache or throb. This phenomenon is known as 'shoppers back'

Sinead: Thank you so much for carry my bags sweet heart.

Paulina: No problem, but i think i may need to stop for some whippy soon as i feel a chronic case of shoppers back coming on.

by Gerald Oatlove January 19, 2013

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