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shishkabob

A sexual procedure in which a person inserts their penis into a chick's badonkadonk and pushes it all the way through so that it comes out her mouth. It is possible to also then shishkabob another chick, and another, and another all at once.

Yes, this does actually work.
Yo, I shishkabob'd three chicks last night at once!
Awesome, my record is four at once.

Tonight I'm gonna shishkabob Tark and AG at the same time. It's gonna be awesome.

Hey man, I can shishkabob so many chicks I'm a 1-man-orgy.
by punani patrol April 8, 2005
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Shishkabob

A shishkabob is when a man inserts his penis into a person's rectum, only to remove it and find that clumps of feces had stuck to his wiener.
Dude, I fucked my girlfriend right after she took a shit and she accidently gave me a shishkabob!
by ShishkabobPussyWagons July 25, 2010
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Shisha orgy

When you inhale strawberry or any other kind of shisha smoke, hold it in your lungs, go down on a girl, and blow the smoke into her vaginal passage. It will give her a SHISHA ORGY.
Guy 1: Last night I gave this girl a shisha orgy, she smelt of strawberry all night long, and now when she cums, she cums strawberrys.

Guy 2: Sweeeeeeet.
by J.M.E pppppppp March 23, 2011
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Shishkaboob

What you get when you tity-fuck a girl
I shishkaboobed Monica's double D's last night
by cherrybomb98 March 8, 2010
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Shisha Effect

The Shisha effect is when a person thinks they're bad/hard/gangsta/a rebel, etc. over something that is actually quite the opposite.
It comes from the fact that people who smoke Shisha act as if they're smoking weed and are such rebels, when in reality anybody could smoke Shisha and it does nothing to you.
"Look, Abi just uploaded a photo on Facebook of her smoking Shisha".
"Pstt, she's got that shisha effect man".

"I just left Mark a nasty message on facebook hahaha, I bet he gets scared when he reads it".
"Please, your on that shisha effect".
by HazzaLM June 9, 2013
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Shishcat

Shishcat:
it was computer science class Wednesday 14 March 2017 I was bored
so Vojislav and I started looking at pictures of cats to put up
as a desktop background because ... (why not) we typed cats wallpaper
and the first picture we saw was a beautiful picture of a cat on a fence
balcony I told Vojislav that we should give him a name and that we should
spread the picture to all the computers in the cabinet he started batcat flycat
little shic shisha then I just suddenly said SHISHCAT !!! me and him
we started laughing and we both agreed it was a great name
we set out to spread our “faith” so I’m into microsoft paint
wrote the text below the SHISHCAT image and top right "no one
does not touch the shishcat "and the picture is named so that no one touches me
shishceta I transferred the image to public documents and I am constantly going
from computer to computer and put as a background when they asked me
what is this me and vojislav said "it is shishcat don't touch
background "and then Alexander and David found out about it, so did they too
started putting shishcet on computers and also as wallpaper on
phone and shishcat is still alive in 2020 :)
flickr.com/photos/crazy-ivory/5098888565
"Dont touch me shishcat"
by DavidSxD May 25, 2020
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shishkabob

verb,: to shishkabob is to impale a male's genitalia with any sharp pointy object, such as the pointy end of an umbrella or a skewer.
"dude did you hear about Ron?"
"no why"
"Cuz he hit on some chick the other day and she totally shishkabobed him"
by DJ Baggy April 29, 2008
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