porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Stirring

1. Exciting strong feelings, as of inspiration; rousing.
2. Active; lively.

I was stirring about an hour when i saw her .

by Darken96 December 28, 2011

Stirring the paint

Banging your girl, filthy dirty raw, whilst she's on her period.

Aaron was Stirring the paint on Stephanie, dude, his balls were dripping wet with blood like the halls on the shining. He wore a pad for a week too.

by Milky bussoms October 29, 2017

Stirring the soup

Masturbation act done by a female

I had to get out of bed to grab the lube, so I asked Gena to keep stirring the soup.

by Cappadonna July 16, 2006

stirrin the beans

Verb. The act of one sexually slapping the testes portion of the male genitalia

"What'd you and Rick do last night?" "Oh we stayed In, were just stirrin the beans"

by Beanstirrer April 22, 2017

Stirring the chowder

When multiple males ejaculate into a single woman’s vaginal canal and then mix their semen together with their fingers for it to become one liquid.

“Man we really stirred the chowder last night” or “Things were getting stale, so We stirred the chowder with her.” “We stirred that chowd hard last night” “Who’s baby is this? I think we’ve stirred the chowder too many times.” I really like stirring the chowder

by Chowderman November 25, 2018

Shirin Farhad

Shirin Farhad is a cool and swaggy person. She has been through a lot but doesnt fail to make everyone smile<3 She is a very caring and understanding mother to her children. She smexy😫😫🛐🛐/j If u ever meet a Shirin Farhad, DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT LET GO OF HER BC ISTG IF U DO- anw u get the idea^_^

Sheesh look at her, shes def a Shirin Farhad

by Sammie^_^<3 October 16, 2021