When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.
The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
Get the Squid Sheath mug.1) a girl, mostly hot ones, you have already had or just want to have sex with.
2) the above, sometimes in a derogatory context.
2) the above, sometimes in a derogatory context.
Jessica is so hot. She's kind of dumb, not a good girlfriend, but she makes a damn fine dick sheath.
by ammali September 30, 2009
Get the dick sheath mug.Arul: Your sheath is looking prime today.
Laura: Gee, thanks! I washed it last night!
Maddy: Do you think I should cut my hair?
Laura: No leave it as it is, it's such a sheath!
Laura: Gee, thanks! I washed it last night!
Maddy: Do you think I should cut my hair?
Laura: No leave it as it is, it's such a sheath!
by lozenge March 31, 2013
Get the Sheath mug.En garde! Prepare to defend yourself Madame as I am about to slip off my saber sheath ... or slip it on. It is your choice.
by gnostic1 July 30, 2011
Get the saber sheath mug.Sarah: The vet says your horse needs it's sheath cleaned. He can do it but I'll show you how to do it your self, it's cheaper. *wink*
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*
by Jerk October 21, 2004
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