A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.
"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
by JollyLama February 27, 2010
Get the Trying to Shave a Snake mug.I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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by 2sundancer2 February 14, 2021
Get the Shaved on jawline mug.When you need to shave, but decide not to because of an important event coming up. Saving your shave is done to eliminate any irritation you would receive from shaving too often.
Guy1: Dude you haven't shaved for like a week, you need to get on that.
Guy2: Yeah I know, I'm about to.
Guy1: On second thought, you should save your shave for when your girlfriend comes this weekend!
Guy2: Oh good idea, I wouldn't want razor burn while she's here
Guy2: Yeah I know, I'm about to.
Guy1: On second thought, you should save your shave for when your girlfriend comes this weekend!
Guy2: Oh good idea, I wouldn't want razor burn while she's here
by Scooter5465 April 6, 2010
Get the save your shave mug.the most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process.
1. take a shit, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.
1. take a shit, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.
guy 1on phone: HEEEEY!
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave
guy 1: alright, we'll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while
guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave
guy 1: alright, we'll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while
guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.
by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009
Get the shit shower shave mug.1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block
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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block
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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
by Poonspert May 12, 2004
Get the shaved poon mug.(men only) the act of trimming, or completely shaving off, your pubic hair. Thus, shaving around the crank.
Anthony's girlfriend was irate that his pubic hair made him look like a 70's pornstar. So, she asked him to shave around the crank to tidy up his appearance.
by Sgtbilko January 14, 2009
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