sharpie

A type of painful poop that results from eating a cactus along with its thorns.

Jenny D says she pooped out a wicked painful sharpie this morning.

by monsturd June 9, 2018

sharpiewhore

one who carrys around excessive amounts of sharpies with them,

one who uses nothing but sharpies

jessica is a sharpiewhore

by d3athharlot June 7, 2009

Sharpie Rape

Sharpie Rape occurs when someone takes a Sharpie, pen, marker, etc. and makes a mark (large or small) on another's bare skin without consent of the victim.

"Omg on the bus today I got Sharpie raped and screamed. then everyone looked at me funny... =/"

"Dude, WTF IS A SHARPIE RAPE!?!? o.O"

by King_Boo October 1, 2007

Sharpiegate

A Twitter trend that started after Donald Trump falsely claimed that Hurricane Dorian was going to strike Alabama (their local weather service told him otherwise). Despite the evidence of being proven wrong, Trump held a press conference in the Oval Office with a National Weather Service map apparently doctored with a cone shape displayed on parts of Alabama in a black marker.

It's embarrassing, possibly illegal and an especially strong indicator on just how insecure the President is. Instead of manning up and admitting that he made boo-boo, he prefers to whine about how "fake news" is being mean to him.

Sharpiegate makes me long for a a real leader

by Soul_Driver September 7, 2019

sharpie darkie

putting the core (ink) of a sharpie in your roommates shower head, thus turning him a darker shade.

A sharpie darkie dies someone a darker color than they normaly are. A great way to punk someone who passes out early in there own house.

by washburn September 9, 2008

Sharpie Brows

A woman who shaves off her eyebrows and draws them on with a extremely heavy handed black eyebrow pencil that looks like a Sharpie marker. Most likely uneven and crooked.

Drawing eyebrows on my Barbie Head Makeup Doll with a black Sharpie makes her look so beautiful, I'm shaving my eyebrows and doing the same with mine! I just wish my hand wasn't so shaky...
With my Sharpie Brows, I'm going to be the Belle of Swap Meet.

by Lyonshartso October 26, 2012

sharpie

if theres nothing else...it makes a great dildo!

bahaha!

...horny ass chick...jumbo sharpie...hmm...this could get interesting...

by XxXcuddlesXxX September 2, 2007