Shatting

The act of cheating, lying, deceiving, cheating, playing ho's, and just plain being a dirtbag.

"Elissa came over and i got head. Then me and Kelly went to get ice cream. and then i fucked Chel in the back seat of my car. I was Shatting hardcore."

by William_Shatner August 14, 2009

facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

by gars9004 January 22, 2010

Crop Sharting

A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.

Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.

Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.

by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010

Shower Shafting

When you masturbate in the shower.

Oh no! I can't masturbate in my room because I have roommates! I had better go shower shafting to clear this urge! Or be good with girls and get laid!

by Waldo Black August 23, 2014

Shanting

To deprive someone

The act of depriving someone from someone or something.

God is shanting Geoff from getting a woman.

by Geoff Kontz July 26, 2004

shatting

used to describe shit-talking with your mates on chat services such as Skype or MSN Messenger.

I was shatting with Anthony the other day on Messenger and giving him banter about his shaved balls.

by Wordsmith1 November 20, 2007

Shanting

Getting to work late, leaving early, doing personal things at work, having stupid reasons on why you have to leave early

At 2 p.m. Joe says, "I have to leave. I don't want to sit in traffic." Fellow employee, "Why are you always shanting?"

by Youknowdaboy August 1, 2016