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Fisherman's Scuffle

The act of sodomising a freshly caught fish, usually taking place in a secluded area by the side of a river or canal.
e.g I caught a whopping fresh water perch when i went fishing this morning, at least 8 feet long it was. I was so exited, I simply had to take it into the shrubbery for a fisherman's scuffle
by Big Daddy Fu April 16, 2011
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Scruffles

1. One large cyst.
2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.
James says: Hey have you seen Scruffles lately?
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.
by Noshimonoriku December 17, 2008
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Squfuffler

Someone who does stupid/idiotic things without realising.
Jerrys annoys me without seeing a problem, he's a Squfuffler
by DrPie27 June 15, 2018
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schnuffle

1) A sickeningly-sweet term used by pet-parents for an intense sniffing session, often on another animal (human or otherwise).

2) a fond term for a certain German bunny who makes saccharine music.
1) Awww, look at little Poochy schnuffle Mr. Carrots!

2) Oh no! Poochy ate Mr. Carrots because he wouldn't stop playing Schnuffle Bunny music!
by a wolf April 12, 2010
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Schmuffled

when something isnt sitting right or when something looks out of place.
also can be used to describe certain feelings
also means messy, sloppy, half assed
"my hair is all schmuffled today"

to friend painting "what are u trying to paint"

"im trying to paint This but it keeps coming out all schmuffled "
by xx_jadore_dior August 1, 2013
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Schmuffles

I love you so much. Come here and let me give you some schmuffles.

Aw, did you have a nightmare? Don't worry, schmuffles will make you feel better.
by Schmufflestein August 17, 2015
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scufflefunk

A very light skirmish between two lovers of different gender.
Damn babe that was a heavy scufflefunk
by Slayer_female December 19, 2018
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