"Last night, Jed and I were Eiffel Towering his landlady when the bitch sneezed and threw us a scruffnut."
by Big Pimpin' Pappy April 10, 2007
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Lax player 1-Did you see Marcus Mavlian miss that GB?
Lax player 2-Dude, Marcus has no flow... he's a lax scrub
Lax player 2-Dude, Marcus has no flow... he's a lax scrub
by marcus can't lax April 2, 2009
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A commonly used Northern Irish term meaning to be hit by a vehicle. It is mostly used as the past-tense of 'scrub' which can be used as a verb or a noun.
Our variation of the word 'scrub' is more akin to the act of washing (scrubbing) than the millenial definition of scrub which has no real definition and can be used to refer to anyone and anything.
Scrub as a verb.
/skrʌb/
1. To hit (someone or something) with a vehicle.
Scrub as a noun.
1. Scrubbing (someone or something) with your vehicle.
Our variation of the word 'scrub' is more akin to the act of washing (scrubbing) than the millenial definition of scrub which has no real definition and can be used to refer to anyone and anything.
Scrub as a verb.
/skrʌb/
1. To hit (someone or something) with a vehicle.
Scrub as a noun.
1. Scrubbing (someone or something) with your vehicle.
Jim: Shit mate that wee auld man over there just got scrubbed by that taxi lol
Jonzer: Mate that's tight mon over see if he's alright.
Jonzer: Mate that's tight mon over see if he's alright.
by SkinnedHamster October 30, 2019
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"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"
by Sir Fauntleroy Periwinkle the Third November 24, 2003
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he tries hitting on every girl and gets no love from anyone of them
also has no car, and hollers at everyone
looks like trash
lives with him mom
normally has a girlfriend, but doesn't show her any love
also a guy with no money
he tries hitting on every girl and gets no love from anyone of them
also has no car, and hollers at everyone
looks like trash
lives with him mom
normally has a girlfriend, but doesn't show her any love
also a guy with no money
by daisydoodooadallop May 11, 2015
Get the scrub mug.an amazing singer that should deserve the world. He plays alternative indie type music. He's chill and has a great personality. Oh and by the way did I mention he plays the guitar and sings amazingly. Everyone go check out his music its the most heartfelt stuff I've ever heard.
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by luvvema July 10, 2019
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Person2: What the hell? No way you fricken scrubass.
Person2: What the hell? No way you fricken scrubass.
by veronicalovin August 27, 2009
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