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Sprouting bullock

v. The act of lying extensively, oftentimes, ridiculously, for fun or because he/she wants something from the person he/she's lying to.

ex.
Person 1: Seen that weirdo cat-loving eHarmony girl on YT? Is that actually real?

Person 2: Nah, methinks she's sprouting bullocks.

or
Guy: When I'm with you.. I'm on top of the world.. I don't wanna miss a second wit...

Girl: yeah whatever... I see you're sprouting bullocks again. What do you want this time?

n. Douche, bullshitter, lying scumbag, dick. Basically, all negative behaviours put together into that person, e.g. a rockstar. (some rockstars, i mean.)
'Sprouting Bullocks' would be a very good name for a rock band.
by ThrivingspockIvory June 18, 2011
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scrattings

Cornish vernacular for the small crumbs of an edible nature left after you've finished something. I.e. the little bits you get at the bottom of a packet of crisps or a serving of fish and chips.

Mostly used by the older generation.
'ere, finish up they scrattings, lover!
by A total Kent December 30, 2010
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sloot scooting

Riding around looking for sluts to have sex with
When I was out sloot scooting around last night.
by Ktibbs May 15, 2016
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scrolling

In internet chat rooms and instant messaging, "scrolling" is the practice of turning what should be one line of text into multiple lines. This is an annoyance to other users, as scrolled messages take up more screen real estate.
ph33r dhoom: hey guyz
ph33r dhoom: wuz ^
merc275: uh, hi
ph33r dhoom: so um
ph33r dhoom: i was wonderin
ph33r dhoom: does ne1 have ne
ph33r dhoom: jessica simpson nudie pics?????????
merc275: dude, quit scrolling
by Moggraider August 11, 2006
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Brussel Sprouting

When you accidentally make someone paranoid by saying something that has no paranoid-inducing qualities
Nick is brussel sprouting Christie by cooking and saying Brussels Sprout, making her go crazy.
by 3rana July 31, 2019
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keep scrolling

A term used to tell someone to move on.

Specifically used on social media platforms and forums to let someone know you would like them to move on and keep scrolling past your status update.

To ask someone to 'keep scrolling' generally means you have no time for their opinion, comments or existence.

'Keep scrolling' is not restricted to the world of social media and can be applied to real life situations where you've got no time.
Status update: Favourite movies? Go.

Comment: Twilight

Response to comment: keep scrolling <insert friend name>
by Tamazz October 28, 2013
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scrogging

when two sexually unattractive people, indulge in sexual activities.
did you hear about jack, and jill. god damn they have to be the two grossest people ive ever seen, man i mean jill has those orangatang tities, she might as well had two dead rats nailed to her chest, and jack looks like fucking lurch from the Adams family. ya dude.... they be scrogging.
by mil-fo July 28, 2012
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