scrippery

not feeling well, like at the onset of a virus

I'm feeling scrippery, I think I may be coming down with the flu.

by pushymom October 30, 2013

Scripture spitting

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.

Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.

by lorelei91 August 12, 2015

Scripturgical

The changing, rewriting, adding to (in a negative way), to corrupt or take away or the subtracting from, or by writing or publishing or by the printing of, for the purpose or results to or that abuse the scripture(s) of the Holy Bible or the written WORD OF GOD; and includes, causing a lack of content or lack of wholeness of meaning(s), words, sentences, books, etc., etc.; and includes, to cause to be in some way, or in meaning to become or make scripture(s) dysfunctional or incomplete ; and includes, violations to, or of, or by written literary assault(s) of or against and/or for the purpose to exploit, or the exploitment of, the Holy Scripture(s) from its ORIGINAL condition, context and content, meaning(s), and/or words of the Word of GOD, the Holy Bible, the Seputuagint, the ORIGINAL texts written by the Disciples of Jesus Christ and/or His churches, the Apocrypha, Nag Hammadi Library, or other Holy books or Holy literary works of the Godhead of Israel.

"By adding, changing, or taking out the book of St. John, or any sentence, book, or word of the Holy Bible, that is Scripturgical of the Holy Scriptures! The Holy Angel, Faithful And True, The WORD OF GOD, KING of kings and LORD of lords is over it !"

by Topul September 28, 2018

Scripture

"Scriptures" or "Scripture"(both can be used as plural depending on context) is a term which means an money(of an indefinite amount). A "bible"(a stack of money) is made up of scriptures.

Ex 1: "On my momma niggas gone die if I don't have my scriptures by Monday."

Ex 2: "I'll divide this bible into separate scriptures."

by Purrpologist May 7, 2020

Scripperjoss

An idiot or complete melt/tool that becomes totally nonsensical when they have too much alcohol, to the point of absurdity, who becomes totally irrational and will debate and argue with themselves, as if they are in a mass debate often arguing about the global overuse of plastic, they also have violent unprovoked outbursts often at inanimate objects such as radios or or will talk incessantly about social media and how others are sheep. At the point of intoxication they become completely devoid of any sense of reason or common sense. When they enter this state the have the mental processing capacity of potato.

Elliot is a complete and utter Scripperjoss

by Minus 40 Norway May 8, 2020

Scriptedr

Hot Sexy man that makes woman wet when they see him

Bro Scriptedr is the best CB player

by Scriptedpeekkarter February 17, 2021

Scripted Improv

A story with a plot, but the actors uses improvisation as the dialogue.

“What’s your favourite web show?”
“Escape The Night with Joey Graceffa.”
“And why is that?”
“It has scripted improv.”

by EmmaRosie August 7, 2022