Stogie

Someone who in any given scenario, takes more than they contribute/give

"My man is always asking for more blow j's yet he is never prepared to eat my sideways fish kebab. He's such a Stogie!"

by 4CG January 16, 2012

Scobie face

The act of at least 6 prostitutes shitting in a bucket and pouring it over a john's face by his request.

Chris paid $2000 to be Scobie Faced the night before his wedding.

by Balls February 3, 2010

stogie poser

someone who holds or chomps and cigar for the look rather than actually smoking it.

e.g., Wil Smiffff in his jiggy song...just bitin, its for the look, i dont like it

by drewcifer March 20, 2004

scofield

To play a prank of adding chili peppers to someone's food when the recipe doesn't otherwise call for them. From Scofield Units, the index of a chili peppers' amount of pungency and heat.

Man, is Richard gonna be sorry he did that shit to me! I just gave him a bigtime scofield!

by pentozali April 26, 2009

stogie

these other people are retarded but one.
a stogie is a cigar
latest also means a really big fagget

you are such a stogie you cum chuger

by jimmy jewll May 3, 2005

Hack Stogie

When a person takes a very nice cigar, preferably 7" or more in length with a minimum ring diameter of 55, and lubricates the heel with vaginal fluid. Do not try to insert like a penis! Just roll the part where your mouth goes in pussy juice. This is obtained after bringing the female to orgasm either by hand or mouth. The pussy juice will provide a flavor for the entire smoke.

"Damn fella...it smells like fish over there. Is that a Hack Stogie?"

by Hack from Penbrook January 1, 2009

scogen

another name for a cookie, biscuit, cracker, or muffin

my grandma makes excellent scogens when Christmas comes around.

by El Smockito April 12, 2005