schadenfreude

The feeling of pleasure gathered from watching the suffering of another human being.

Remember the enormous pleasure you got watching dad get kicked in the nuts on AFHV in the 80s, or ogling any fat asshole in the world dancing in bikini briefs or redneck on a crotch rocket who smashes his face in on the old log next to the "swimmin' hole" near his dilapidated shack on YouTube? That's schadenfreude... It's what makes you human... Or a very bad person.

by Vice Morris July 29, 2009

Schmades

An informal way to say goodbye.

You're leaving? Alright, schmades

by meebs3 January 6, 2009

Schadenpride

Deriving personal satisfaction from behavior or actions generally regarded as weird, abnormal, or offensive.

Gary took great schadenpride in his gag-inducing elevator fart.

by Bald Evil August 22, 2010

schadenfreugasm

(n.) to have so much joy at another person's misfortune you can barely contain yourself

Dude, yesterday that One-up James we know got shot down by this total hottie... Who put him down by calling him a One-up James! I had the biggest schadenfreugasm you've ever seen.

by 7thAge October 24, 2011

schadenfridge

the pleasure derived from the unfortunate contents of another's refrigerator.

Jim's refrigerator contained nothing but fat free ranch dressing and expired milk. His dinner guests had a brief sense of schadenfridge at the expense of their otherwise well-prepared friend.

by captainsandwich January 2, 2012

Schadenfriending

Adding someone to your social media network just so you can enjoy the bad things that have happened or are happening to him or her.

"Do you remember the snotty girl who used to make fun of you? I heard through the grapevine that she had three kids by different guys and is currently dating another loser. I'm schadenfriending her today on Facebook so I can see her karmic smackdown."

by Professor Ninja August 10, 2012

Schadenfrown

When the pleasure derived from the misfortune of others crosses over to pity.

Did you hear about the Red Power Ranger? He stabbed his roommate to death. With a sword. Over an argument. Schadenfrown....

Oh, that 2nd Amendment Advocate's child shot himself with his parent's poorly secured gun. Schadenfrown...

by kurtz February 4, 2015