star spangled banger

an extremely patriotic sexy badass

Did you see Apollo Creed's american flag outfit in Rocky IV? Now THAT'S a star spangled banger!

by half-eaten sandwich January 14, 2017

stangledoodle

a strange tumor grown in unicorns wich can later be removed and use as ice cubes that never melt.

aww man. my drink is warm. i need a stangledoodle.

by johan gra June 24, 2006

Spangled

The act of eating, shitting out, and getting generally owned by food from Spangles. Spangles is crappy burger place based in Wichita, Ks.

You hungry? No man, I just got Spangled about an hour ago, my ass is on fire.

by Badforce September 15, 2008

star spangled underwanger

a term used to define:
1:a prince albert piercing with a particularly bling dickring

2:a pair of glitteratti boxers, similar to michael jacksons sequined glove...

oh my, his star spangled underwanger stunned me!

by i_hate_manboobs_05-06 December 24, 2005

shangled

definition for a stronger way of expressing soemthing that is both shagged and mangled

"pauly c you look fokin shangled mate"

" yeah dude i nailed a propper fittie last night but also go lamped by her boyfriend"

by RandomPaul April 18, 2007

spangled

From the National Anthem at an OU home football game:
To shart (shit and fart at the same time) oneself.

I just spangled a little in my panties.

by Amy Kemp September 9, 2004

Star Spangled Banner

When you are having sex with a girl when she has a blue waffle, is on her period, and then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her, thus resulting in the colors red, white, and blue.

Star Spangled Banner- The result of ejaculating in a woman with a blue waffle, while she is on her period.
Tyler: Hey man did you hear about Daniel doing the Star Spangle Banner on Susie?!
Noah: Yeah man that shits gross.

by ggnoretardswagswag December 2, 2014