Stroudsburg

One of the most boring towns in Eastern Pennsylvania. Filled with 'Gangstas' Skaters and idiots. The school system is terrible, as is most of the community. Mostly due to the influx of New Yorkers who consider this to be the 'country'. The school's are almost filled completely with Skaters, Preps, and idiot ghetto 'thugs'. 95% of them are morons.

Please, do yourself a favor, avoid Stroudsburg at all costs. Really.

by Mittens June 11, 2004

Levi Strauss Swim Team

Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.

Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

by Miguel Phelps July 5, 2010

East Stroudsburg North

A recently built high school in Dingmans Ferry, Pennsylvania. Built because the East Stroudsburg School District became so populated they had to split into 2 different school systems. Although the name of this school system is East Stroudsburg North, it is not located in East Stroudsburg or even Monroe County. In fact, it is about a 30 minute drive away from East Stroudsburg. The school is filled with many wannabies, posers, and black/hispanic kids from new york/new jersey. Because they suck in all of their athletics, they claim that the ORIGINAL east stroudsburg highschool, East Stroudburg South are their rivals. However, east stroudsburg south has been rivals with stroudsburg highschool for almost 100 years. East stroudsburg north needs to relize that south is not their rivals and they need to relize they are horrible in football. North has never beaten south once in football. Never.They do have a decent girls basketball team, but this is only because there school has tons of tough black girls from new york city. so overall, this is a shitty school that can not even compare to the original east stroudsburg highschool,eastburg south, or any other highschool for that matter.

East Stroudsburg North Student-"Yeah man, our football team was amazing this year. We were almost .500!
East Stroudsburg South student-"Haha, well we won the Mountain Valley Conference again and you guys sucked, again. Well i have to go get ready for Turkey Day against our rivals, Stroudsburg. Get a life!

by east stroudsburg south student December 22, 2008

Stroudsburg

Quite possibly the most terribly edjumuhcayted, crime filled small town in all of eastern Pennsylvania. Stroudsburg doesn't even have a real fire department, but it DOES have a 'volunteer fire department' which takes about an hour to get to a fire, but by then the house is a smoking pile of rubble. The police here are just freaking terrible. Also infested with asshats,cuttermans, and skater punks.

Visit Stroudsburg, get robbed, get hit by a car on Main Street.

by Xiile April 29, 2004

Stroudsburg

shittiest town you'll find in Eastern Pennslyvania. Filled with "gansta's" "skaters" "punks" etc. etc. Is also soon to be considered the 'sixth borough of new york city'. is inhabbited with all the idoit new yorkers (we never get any of the cool ones, just the idoits)

Can't wait to graduate and move out of Stroudsburg.

by Andy M April 21, 2005

Levis Strauss Handshake

An over the jeans handjob

Any touching, rubbing, etc. of the penis which requires clothing being an intermediary between the giver and the receiver.

He was really happy with the firm Levis Strauss handshake he got from his girlfriend that morning.

It's at least worth a Levis Strauss Handshake

by DodgerCol December 23, 2009

to strauss-kahn

to have sexual intercourse with the mother and the daughter, in a hardcore fashion way, but not necessarily at the same time. This word is the verbalization of the famous Portuguese expression "maravilha, maravilha, é tirar da mãe e meter na filha" which can be translated as "good, good, is to take it from the mother and to put it on the daughter."

I can´t wait to strauss-kahn your mom and sis!
Charlie Sheen is still strauss-kahning your mother and sister?
Nobody strauss-kahnt your mother and sister because they look like construction workers. (past)

by Sir Fuxalot July 21, 2011