When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.
Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
by Beelzebub Jones March 22, 2011
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Noun
1 :the most exquisite woman in all womanity
2 :A dreamlike woman plucked right out of proverbs 31
3 :A lady created and crafted by our Lord to enamour any man that knows what a good woman is: but particularly designed with to draw Brandyns with an irresistable effect
4 :Proof of the imagination and goodness of our creator God
5 :A most kind and Gifted nurse who cares for her patients with the love of Christ
6 :A gifted musician and pianist who could easily play concert piano professionaly if she was ever tired of nursing
7 :a woman to be loved above all others in all times and places
8 :a place to plant your love and watch it grow into something wonderful that produces sweet and succulent fruit daily, hourly, by the minute
9 :The babysitter that you had a crush on as a child
10 :a woman whos beautiful expressions often betray her true emotions to the man that loves her most
11: a woman whos being is not confined to definition or imagination but pushes and far exeeds the limits of all language and expression to portray her beauty in all of its forms...
Noun
1 :the most exquisite woman in all womanity
2 :A dreamlike woman plucked right out of proverbs 31
3 :A lady created and crafted by our Lord to enamour any man that knows what a good woman is: but particularly designed with to draw Brandyns with an irresistable effect
4 :Proof of the imagination and goodness of our creator God
5 :A most kind and Gifted nurse who cares for her patients with the love of Christ
6 :A gifted musician and pianist who could easily play concert piano professionaly if she was ever tired of nursing
7 :a woman to be loved above all others in all times and places
8 :a place to plant your love and watch it grow into something wonderful that produces sweet and succulent fruit daily, hourly, by the minute
9 :The babysitter that you had a crush on as a child
10 :a woman whos beautiful expressions often betray her true emotions to the man that loves her most
11: a woman whos being is not confined to definition or imagination but pushes and far exeeds the limits of all language and expression to portray her beauty in all of its forms...
by cookiebubba May 21, 2019
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When Stacie bought an inappropriate children’s book she was called a Stacist for not considering the impact
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A song that i made my girlfriend listen to and made her a huge Led Zeppelin fan
A song that i made my girlfriend listen to and made her a huge Led Zeppelin fan
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Get the down by the seaside mug.Shore town in south/central New Jersey. Often called "Sleazeside". Full of guidoes, Jersey Girls and Bennies during the summer, but deserted in the winter. People who live within in the surrounding towns go to the beaches here and certainly do NOT under any circumstances call it "going to the shore" or "down the shore".
Its main attraction is the boardwalk where there are a number of trashy bars, trashy clothing stores, arcades, and body piercing stands. There are at least 5 different stores specializing in marijuana paraphenelia, like bongs vaporizers and glass bowls. It is full of bright neon lights and stands that sell expensive and greasy (but good) food. As a result it is a popular place for not only tourists, but stoned young people from surrounding areas.
During the winter the town is nearly dead. The only people who stay are the sketchy homeless and/or drug addicted men who roam the boardwalk and the "locals".
Although most businesses are closed, certain bars, pizzarias, and arcades remain open all year. You can also see surfers in the water all year round when the waves are good, even if there's snow on the ground. On a good day, the streets are lined with their cars.
The cops in Seaside are fascist assholes. And there are ARMIES of them. They're notorious for being young and inexperienced, eager to prove themselves in order to get hired by less shitty towns.
Its main attraction is the boardwalk where there are a number of trashy bars, trashy clothing stores, arcades, and body piercing stands. There are at least 5 different stores specializing in marijuana paraphenelia, like bongs vaporizers and glass bowls. It is full of bright neon lights and stands that sell expensive and greasy (but good) food. As a result it is a popular place for not only tourists, but stoned young people from surrounding areas.
During the winter the town is nearly dead. The only people who stay are the sketchy homeless and/or drug addicted men who roam the boardwalk and the "locals".
Although most businesses are closed, certain bars, pizzarias, and arcades remain open all year. You can also see surfers in the water all year round when the waves are good, even if there's snow on the ground. On a good day, the streets are lined with their cars.
The cops in Seaside are fascist assholes. And there are ARMIES of them. They're notorious for being young and inexperienced, eager to prove themselves in order to get hired by less shitty towns.
by jack inthebox October 14, 2005
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Get the spasian mug.Not to be confused with the grimey beach town of the immediate north seaside heights. This beach town is to the south of Ortley Beach and Seaside Heights, and the north of Island Beach State Park between the Barnegat Bay and Atlantic Ocean. It starts right after Funtown Pier Meters and ends at 13th avenue. Unlike the guido capital of the world Seaside Heights, the park is not littered with guidos, bennies, bathrooms, cheesesteak and pizza stands, and skanky hoes. Granted some bennies do know about the park, they would rather stay as close to the heights as possible so not to stray away from their tourist comrades.
It may only be 2 miles long with around 2,000 residents, but it is the perfect place to get a true taste of why New Jersey beaches are the nicest in the country. The wide, pearly white sand beach is well maintained and is the nicest in the area. You cannot bring coolers, glass, alcohol, or pets on the beach, but bring a surfboard, bodyboard, skimboard, fishing pole, and a good attitude. The lifeguards are on duty everyday during the summer months from 10-5, so if you decide to get caught in a rip current, do it during those hours. Beach badges for the season are $35 before June 15, and $45 there after.
Beach by day, Sawmill by night for a drink or really big slice of pizza. For the families, Funtown Pier is loaded with rides, food, and arcades. In the morning Betty and Nick's has good breakfast and the Park Bakery is one of the best around. For Lunch, Surf Taco is the place to go. And at night Bum Roger's or the Atlantic Bar and Grill.
This information is from a ssp local meant to inform. If you are an irresponsible, inconsiderate benny or guido please do not venture into the park, keep it in the heights or better yet north jersey, PA, or NY. If you surf, make sure to give priority to the people that put in their time. Do not pollute, play loud music, or drive like you've never seen the beach before. Hey, you might even look like a local if you decide to ditch the adidas sandals or sneakers for some reef's, the basketball shorts for some boardshorts; leave the gangster chain, wife beater, fitted, and gel at home. Give the locals and the jem known as Seaside Park respect, and you can enjoy it all you wish.
It may only be 2 miles long with around 2,000 residents, but it is the perfect place to get a true taste of why New Jersey beaches are the nicest in the country. The wide, pearly white sand beach is well maintained and is the nicest in the area. You cannot bring coolers, glass, alcohol, or pets on the beach, but bring a surfboard, bodyboard, skimboard, fishing pole, and a good attitude. The lifeguards are on duty everyday during the summer months from 10-5, so if you decide to get caught in a rip current, do it during those hours. Beach badges for the season are $35 before June 15, and $45 there after.
Beach by day, Sawmill by night for a drink or really big slice of pizza. For the families, Funtown Pier is loaded with rides, food, and arcades. In the morning Betty and Nick's has good breakfast and the Park Bakery is one of the best around. For Lunch, Surf Taco is the place to go. And at night Bum Roger's or the Atlantic Bar and Grill.
This information is from a ssp local meant to inform. If you are an irresponsible, inconsiderate benny or guido please do not venture into the park, keep it in the heights or better yet north jersey, PA, or NY. If you surf, make sure to give priority to the people that put in their time. Do not pollute, play loud music, or drive like you've never seen the beach before. Hey, you might even look like a local if you decide to ditch the adidas sandals or sneakers for some reef's, the basketball shorts for some boardshorts; leave the gangster chain, wife beater, fitted, and gel at home. Give the locals and the jem known as Seaside Park respect, and you can enjoy it all you wish.
Guido/Benny: I'm going down the shore this weekend. I heard of this place seaside park. I'm going to take my entire extended family,drive 20 mph under the speed limit and not realize it even after a death stare from a local driver, learn to surf with a 12 foot board, leave my trash and cigarette buds on the beach, sit down right on top of other people, wear my capris, a pink polo with popped collar, brooklyn fade, find all people that look like me and stand in big group and try and hollar and guido pump at every girl I see. Just livin the Jersey Shore dream.
Seaside Heights.. ya those kids look in the mirror before they go out, and ya, they're serious.
Summer in the park, the true Jersey Shore.
Seaside Heights.. ya those kids look in the mirror before they go out, and ya, they're serious.
Summer in the park, the true Jersey Shore.
by Kyle, Local August 3, 2007
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