stasibook

A disparaging name for Facebook in Germany combining the words "Stasi" with "facebook". With "Stasi" referring to the communist East German secret police force: which hunted, arrested, tortured and killed dissidents and other opponents of the East German regime between the years 1948-1989. It was first coined by the Youtuber Kraut and Tea in his video titled "Welcome on Stasibook" where he explained that in his home country (Germany), the German government recently hired a former member of the Stasi to track-down and arrest quote-on-quote "Islamophobic extremists" and "anti-migrant extremists".

Hans: "Hey Rudolf, did you hear about that critic of Islam that just got arrested by the police after he posted a meme on Stasibook making fun of Prophet Muhammad?"

Rudolf: "Yeah, well that's Stasibook for you!"

by ComeradeDimitri101 May 20, 2017

Smashbook

Ok, this is basically a cross between a scrapbook and a journal. Any memories you have - a movie ticket, pic of friends, bottle cap, pin, can all be glued, taped, tied, stapled, whatever - in this epic spiral bound book. Great for keeping memories close.

Smashbook

by funihuni September 6, 2013

stalkbook

1.) Noun. A name used for a popular college based social webpage becuase of the ease of "researching" other people on it. 2.) Verb. When one does "research" on someone on said popular college based social webpage.

I met Ashley at the bar, found at she went to State, but didn't get her number. So, I looked her up on stalkbook.

Before his blind date, Jon stalkedbooked Lisa.

by Bobby B for Free April 25, 2006

Starbooks

The Starbucks cafe located inside of Barnes & Noble book stores.

Did you see all those indie kids writing their poetry and checking their Tumblrs on their over-sized Macbooks over at the Starbooks across the street?

by beargonewild October 21, 2010

Stalkbooker

A person who stalks people on Facebook

stalkbooker

by WRCphotog January 21, 2010

Stalkbooking

A verb {stlk-buk-ing} meaning to creep or stalk one person or more using the biggest internet stalker tool ever; facebook. We are all addicted to it and we all do it, don't deny it.

Guy 1: Dude, what are you on your ex-girlfriends profile again?
Guy 2: Uh, what, nothing...
Guy 1: Man, you're fully stalkbooking her!
Guy 2: Shut up!

by Kayla-Eau May 19, 2008

Slashbook Pro

The indented opening tab on a Macbook Pro has corners so sharp you can slash a wrist on it

Apple is known to be meticulous about design except for this one main feature & the irony is, it's positioned exactly where your wrists rest

A Slashbook Pro could also can be referred to as Emo Tech

Friend: "Dude have you gone all Emo?"

Self: "Nah mate, those wrist scars are from my Slashbook pro"

by theflb June 15, 2011