Error smirk

The happy expression on an employee's face when he or she has made a serious mistake at a loathed workplace. To the employee, it signals the possibility that the work place's reputation has been seriously damaged. This only occurs when an employee stays on for the perverse purpose of causing such damage.

"Jones. you moron! What were you thinking? The client thinks we are idiots now thanks to you."

"Really?" Jones responds with an error smirk.

by Cirdellin January 11, 2010

Resting smirk face

A condition where someone's neutral face is to look like they find everything highly amusing.

Marr: They say this proposal is a serious risk to manufacturing and industry, with huge costs...

Priti Patel, government minister: *Smirk*

Marr: I don't see why you're laughing.

- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,

Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.

by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019

The Smirk

The Smirk is Bob's Smirk, everyone wants it, only one can have it

i need the smirk

by PerfectPeridot January 28, 2021

cock smirk

a knowing, occasionally involuntary smirk or smile occuring as a result of thoughts (pure or impure) about the boy you're interested in, or that you recently hooked up with

Mario and I totally hooked up last night! And I'm positive everyone at work knew what was behind the huge cock smirk I had on my face all day.

by perstephone September 26, 2007

shitrunner

To act in the manner of a warrior to achieve self greatness, regardless whether task is large or small; relying on the faculty of self to prevail in an otherwise risky or chaotic environment; to be fully committed to a high risk activity.
To run the shit. Runner of the shit.

I can't believe he kayaked over that waterfall, what a shitrunner! If you fly a helicopter to get home from the bar you are definitely a shitrunner. We need a shitrunner to operate this crazy thing.

by benwitz January 26, 2012

Sex Smirk

That funny look a man, or woman gets on their face when an intimate subject is brought up, usually something sexual. Often accompanied with the phrase "I dont know what you are talking about."

Teen 1: "Did you see Dad's sex smirk on his face when Mom said something about going on their first camping trip?"
Teen 2: "Yep, I puked in the back of my mouth a little."

by MoreThanLust December 17, 2011

shitrake

1. Derogatory term used to describe a person who hates the character Fonzy from Happy Days.
2. Just a general derogatory term coined in nineteen dickity two by Brent K.

Yo, this guy is a total shitrake.

Aw man, you don't like fonzy? You're a shitrake.

by Brent K December 28, 2005