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shitrunner 

To act in the manner of a warrior to achieve self greatness, regardless whether task is large or small; relying on the faculty of self to prevail in an otherwise risky or chaotic environment; to be fully committed to a high risk activity.
To run the shit. Runner of the shit.
I can't believe he kayaked over that waterfall, what a shitrunner! If you fly a helicopter to get home from the bar you are definitely a shitrunner. We need a shitrunner to operate this crazy thing.
shitrunner by benwitz January 26, 2012
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shitgunned

To take something noble and honorable and throw it all away in search of self promotion and damaged goods. Kind of like Anakin Skywalker threw away being the savior of the galaxy for Natalie Portman, only if you replace her w/ Lindsey Lohan and the cover of galactic douche magazine.
Darren was going to be a Jedi but he shitgunned it all and ended up getting killed by his son.
shitgunned by Snips. December 31, 2011

Shitcannery 

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan
The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.
Shitcannery by Drunkmom May 17, 2018

strunner 

A strunner is a pot smoking track runner, often times doing both at the same time.
"we be lightin the bowls and runnin on our toes, cuz we be strunnin that shit fo life..god damn strunnas"

"we be hitting the bong as we run a long, because we true strunners"

"we dont lack on the track cuz we got a new sack, we be strunning"

"we're strunners, we dont smoke crack, thats for those who dont run track instead we stick with the pot as we run threw the lot"
strunner by SMAJ March 30, 2010

Shitburner

A soldier so lazy and so bad at his job that he screws over his battle buddies and ends up stirring burning shit in Iraq.
Look at Pvt. Goines sitting over there doing nothing. He's such a shitburner.
Shitburner by PFC Hamlin October 15, 2008

shotgunner 

Noun, but mostly used as an adjective.

1. Someone who is riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle.

2. See scrub.

3. Someone who is always riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle.

4. Someone who was too stupid to pass their driving test and is always stuck riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle because they can't get their license.

5. A loser riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle who is trying to cop an attitude.
Some lame-ass shotgunner was tryin' to holla at me.

When pulling over a driver for acting like an idiot, you start yelling at the driver, and then:

Shotgunner: "You wanna piece of me?"

You: "Look who's tryin' to be a bad ass. You're just a shotgunner moochin' off other people cuz you're too stupid to drive your own car."
shotgunner by Toropop October 13, 2008

showrunner 

Any person that gets the job DONE.
What does she do there? She’s the showrunner.
showrunner by MrsMagee May 30, 2019
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