Bumplestiltskin 

Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)

"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"
"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."

Bumplestiltskin by Stooo March 19, 2003

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin 

When a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the asshole of a man while jerking him off. Once both parties have finished-- the man eating the asshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile shit all of the man who ate his ass hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans Mouth).

This is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a blowjob while shitting and then vomits down his ass ( see urbad dictionary Rumplestilskin)

"Dude, you smell like shit! did you get a Reverse Rumpelstiltskin?"

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin by Loss Prevention Officer2 October 5, 2011

Rumplestilskin 

A person in the family who is sold for production. Such as a native American indian shop secretly owned by a slave laborer. Santa's little helpers. Sex slaves in the industry.

Someone had to pull a Rumplestilskin out of the family to help with slave labor work of doll making.

The underground textile industry has a good Rumplestilskin technique for second class citizens.

Rumplestilskin sex sites are usually unknown world wide.

Rumplestilskin by GhostScripter July 9, 2010

the dirty rumpelstiltkin 

sex

coined by musician Jon Benign

Lets do, the dirty rumpelstiltkin

the dirty rumpelstiltkin by Erika C. July 3, 2008

Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore 

When you take poop out of an unflushed public toilet and take it home and freezedry it and use it anally.

john: wanna go make some Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore

astrid: yes i would love to, but my arms are broken so can you do it for me..?

john: yes i would love to sugar boom boom baby!!

Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore by theyhateastrid April 30, 2024

Rumplestilskinned

To be Fooled, Tricked or had the "wool" pulled over you're eyes.

Person 1: What are you drinking?
Person 2: Soda. It's so good.
Person 1: Sweet. Can I try?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: Yuck. WTF is this?
Person 2: Ha. That was Shampoo and body spray. You just got Rumplestilskinned!

Rumplestilskinned by Dr. Pink November 4, 2008

Rumpelstiltskin Pussy 

When a woman has an irresistible vagina. Typically used when referring to a woman that has several men wanting to exclusively date her. Short for "A vagina made from fleece and gold."

"I can't believe Dave puts up with her shit! She must have some Rumpelstiltskin pussy!"
"God, what a sap. All he does is follow her around. She must have a Rumpelstiltskin pussy."

Rumpelstiltskin Pussy by Teloor April 8, 2012