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Ruben

ruben is an extreemly clever individual who is known to be ridiculously atractive. He is a fan of cats and has a sensitive element to him which tends to atract the oposite sex. He uses lord of the rings to seduce females
"wow your looking Rubenish today"
by kimlyn:) March 4, 2012
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Ruben

He simps alot and just simps cause he heartbroken
Female : you simping?

Ruben : a bitch took my heart and threw it to the floor im simping
by Clout Master October 16, 2017
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Ruben Valdez

A nigga that stays swagged the fuck out and never gets caught up in his web of girls but even if he did they'd all be friends and things would continue to go as they have for 17 years which always ends in Ruben's dick getting wet
guy #1: Do you know a guy named Ruben Valdez?
guy #2: Isn't that that one guy that runs shit!?
by notRuben2323 December 11, 2011
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Ruben

Ruben is a wonderful but, mysterious guy. He is usually good at soccer and can speak Spanish. He isn't the type to usually talk about girls and stuff like that. He isn't the type to be rude, he's the type to be nice and not rude like everybody else, he'll only be rude if you are to him. He's the popular nice type.
Girl:"Ahh Ruben is so cutee!"
by cceiina May 27, 2018
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Rubens Candy

Any general type of marijuana, pot, weed, hydro, chronic, etc.
"You got that Rubens Candy?"
"Grill like got Rubens Candy"
by Rubens Henderson March 24, 2007
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Ruben Santana

A puerto rican who happens to consist of layered meat, sauerkraut and Swiss cheese, with a dressing. These are grilled between slices of rye bread. The meat is either corned beef or pastrami, and the dressing is either Russian or Thousand Island dressing.
A: "where is he?"
B: "hes behind the Ruben Santana !!"
by Salt n Pepper September 24, 2011
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ruben van gend

A brokeboi who thinks he is the shit, you can reconize a Ruben by the clothing he wears. He brags about flexing but he only wears stupid shit like nike sb hoodies.
Thats a fucking Ruben van Gend! pointing to a broke ass bitchboi
by m21212121 September 28, 2017
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