roofing

to masterbate and cum on a girls back and rub it in

I was roofing her last night so much she looked like a glazed donut.

by M L September 21, 2008

roofing

The act of jumping off the roof of a building into a body of water, usually while performing mid-air stunts and/or tricks.

Hey Alex, do you remember when we went roofing into your pool last summer?

by salamster February 27, 2009

Roofing

The act of a drunk group of lads lifting a fat bald guy above their heads and trying to press him into the ceiling.

Did you see those guys roofing Phil Payne last night? His teeth were brushing the ceiling!

by LL T 82 July 21, 2013

rooting for truffles

Function: verb

Etymology: term originally associated with truffle-hunting sows, who use their snouts to nuzzle the precious fungus from the earth. Pigs communicate their sexual availability to other pigs via the steroid that truffles contain.

1. the sexual act normally associated with cunnilingus involving the rubbing of one's nose against one's partner's clitoris 2. to perform such an act

Sally: Hey dude what's up with your nose? Are you getting a cold or something?
Mark: Nah I was up all night rooting for truffles.
Sally: Whoa, your girlfriend is one lucky gal!

by Alana Post October 14, 2005

roping

Blasting off seman 20+mph to impact a fine young feline's box wholes. With each rope being it's own individual burst of salty egg white mass.

I usual start off roping the box 3-5 times, then bringing my battle toad up to fire off 2 more gracious spurts, one to sticky the belly button, and the other patching her right eye.
The last few ropes are exceedingly harder to fire off than the first, with the 8 roper being the holy grail of orgamisation

by steeevrr balls skating January 4, 2007

Roofing Noodles

Any pill to make the pain go away.

"Do you have some Roofing Noodles for this pain."

by Ttoolman July 7, 2021

Roping The Wind

You can't tame a wild person. You can't cage a wild animal. You can't catch the wind and keep it.

You were so wild and I loved you for so many years but trying to get to you was like roping the wind.

by Mrskittywhisperer June 11, 2022