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Roadkill

Lynn is such roadkill. She dutch ovens Lincoln. Punches him every time she sees a car (aka playing Auto Attack). And turns everything into a competition
by Hamtaro August 20, 2022
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Roadkill

Uncountable noun.
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.
I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”
by G Crass February 22, 2024
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