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Sexy Roadkill

When someone shows up to a gathering looking like they died seven times on the way there.
Bro 1: Yo did you see Alice last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.
by The rebellious Amish August 21, 2016
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Roadkill

Uncountable noun.
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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ROADKILL

Rip Roadkill

2017-2018

He was a little squishy toy loved by all and will not be forgotten
Roadkill died to a maniac with scissors
by Poopytoes August 18, 2019
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