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Pollcat roadkill

When her hairy sausage wallet is so smelly the funk permeates through her panties; the queefs smellier cousin.
I was tossing this girl's salad and her pollcat roadkill almost made me toss my cookies.

Man, this girl I was with last night had a regular pollcat roadkill going on downstairs
by LennyCakes69 February 16, 2019
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Pavement roadkill

When ones old dilapidated underwear finally gives out and falls down in public. This is only an issue if you’re wearing a skirt, dress or kilt. If you choose to step out of it and keep walking you are turning your ancient underwear into pavement roadkill.
I’m going commando today, my underwear is pavement roadkill.
by Estella Botha January 17, 2020
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Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.
I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”
by G Crass February 22, 2024
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Road Kill Skunk

A Specific Type of Marijuana defined by its over powering smell, similar to that of a skunk hit by a car. Also known as RKS or R.K.S.
This is the best road kill skunk i've ever smoked
by AS IF U NEED January 8, 2009
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road kill

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.
I turned a cow into road kill once.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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road kill pussy

smelly, dirty, wart infested, looks like someone ran it over 15 times with a big mack truck, something that needs to be buried far in the ground.
i would never touch that bitch she got road kill pussy
by tj"s man May 31, 2010
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roadskill

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.
Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.
by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010
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