ready up

In an online gaming lobby, to be told to ready up is when someone is ready to start a game and you must press a corresponding button to be 'ready'.

gamer 1: hey guys ready up

gamer 2: but i'm not ready

by TH3 R1G July 9, 2011

I-Ready

A website solely created to break children's' minds!

EX: lets I-Ready these kids!

by Jaff Lastname May 10, 2018

Reazy

When something is a reasonable choice or expectation but you don’t want to sound too adult about it.

Man, my mini-van is so reazy.

I just did my taxes. It was the reazy thing to do.

by McMommy July 1, 2018

Bottom ready

Adequate hygienic preparedness of an anally receptive sex partner.

Used to indicate to a partner that proper precautions have been taken and there will be little to no chance of a "mess" during anal sex. It is also free of any graphic words that might spoil the mood. Unlike. "my rectum is free of feces"

John says to his Boyfriend, "If we eat all this Mexican food there is no way I'll be bottom ready later."

Having spent 20 min in the shower Chad emerged and proclaimed to his boyfriend "Alright I'm bottom ready lets fuck"

Frank asked his Girlfriend if she was bottom ready before they were to have anal sex. She looked confused and shrugged. Frank stuck it in her snizz instead.

by AvAndy May 13, 2009

Coachella ready

Used to describe slutty alternative/indie clothing, often sarcastically. Based on clothing found at Coachella music festival.

Person 1: Damn, that is one slutty dress
Person 2: *Sarcasm* Coachella Ready!!!

by crazy4pigeons April 13, 2015

I-Ready lesson

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.

Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.

by Randomguywithnothingbettertodo April 30, 2021

Ready to pop

Very close to giving birth (and therefore heavily pregnant)

You: "Wow Sheila, you look just about ready to pop"
Sheila: "Fastest nine months of my life"

by il-wOoKiE April 26, 2012