qweef

The sound of air passing thru the vaginal tract; sounding like a fart.

It was like a tree that spitted yellow pollen. She qweefed and the world listened.

by Imm September 2, 2005

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Qweefology

Qweefology is the academic study of air propulsion expelled from a woman's vaginal cavity during extreme moments of released tension.

During my lab class at school, Qweefology 141, we measured projected air speed by using ping pong balls.

by mr Pooky October 2, 2007

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qwertarded

The act of being keyboard-retarded

LuMpKiN: god i cant type
Nero: you're qwertarded
LuMpKiN: im just stating the truth
Nero: so am i

by phatalic July 22, 2009

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example 1.
Guy1. I'll hit you so hard you'll qwert your self!
guy2. Bring it on qwert monkey!
example 2.
Guy1. that dog's humping your leg
Guy2. Ughh, there's dog qwert on my leg!
Guy1. You fucking idiot

by JB* July 12, 2006

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QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad

The word no one will search. So i made my secret hideout here.

The location of my hideout is QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 3, 2022

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