Quarantear

An extremely long and excruciating amount of time, derived from the words “quarantine” and “year”

It’s been a quarantear since I last saw my friends.

by Jahogahoga1 January 23, 2021

QUARANPEEN

When a couple is home on a mandated lockdown for quarantine, the spouse is given the quaran-peen. Basically its sex during a quarantine.

The health department mandated a 14 day quarantine, so that is gonna be a lot of quaranpeen the wife will be getting as our cable is out.
Or.. During the lockdown, the wife got a ton of quaranpeen.

by Shamrock Seamus February 4, 2022

quaranpeni

Is a 16” black double ended dildo that you bought for a friend during quarantine, after trying to order one on their Alexa through zoom calls. After the initial shock of receiving such an object it becomes a talisman for group trips and gets taken everywhere.

Good for dildo javelin Olympics and throw & catch.

Guy 1 - “dude why have you brought a double ended dildo on our weekend away?! Wtf”
Guy 2 - “this? Oh this is my quaranpeni, it’s great for playing with, the sight of a dildo flying through the air is definitely the highlight of any weekend!”

by Lasherbradley April 1, 2022

to quarantend

to quarantend means pretending a quarantine isolation to avoid meeting somebody

He has been quarantending me for two months already.
Now I started to quarantend him too.

by anonymous December 4, 2021

Impazzire dalla reclusione quarantenaria

Se stai troppo tempo a casa impazzirai.

Marco aveva ragione.

Impazzire dalla reclusione quarantenaria è giusto perchè non abbiamo ascoltato Marco

by Kebbaro April 19, 2020