procrastahatin

When you are procrastinating with someone who is also procrastinating and you hate them for it.

She's just procrastahatin' cause she ain't doing anything useful now either.

by stevemcking January 2, 2011

procrastashit

The act of putting something off by dropping a duece.

I should call Mia and ask her out,ah I'll wait until after I take a procrastashit."

by jonny won ton July 14, 2011

Procraftinating

The act of procrastination when instead of mindless activities, one uses the time to craft.

"I've been procraftinating all day long instead of studying for this test."

by CorCor23 February 5, 2012

Procrastablunt

When you are neglecting some sort of work to instead, chief down on a blunt.

Manny - "Man I can't finish my essay I must have writers block or something"

Matt- "Fuck it man me neither, lets smoke a procrastablunt!"

Manny- "Oh hellz yea!"

by Superstrainz November 4, 2012

procrastanap

The art of procrastinating by sleeping - something usually perfected by Human Geography students.

"I need to do this assignment for next week, I got plenty of time, I'll just have a procrastanap"

by huntpain March 9, 2015

procrastception

The act of procrastination on doing something that was originally being done to procrastinate on another, more urgent thing.

I decided to write this definition when I was on Facebook when I should actually be writing my final term paper. I'm so reluctant to write my paper that I'm committing procrastception.

by The Procrastinating Champion May 3, 2015

Procrastabate

To procrastabate: Masturbating when bored and/or there is nothing else to do.

Hmm.... What shall I do, might as well procrastabate!

by Educated-singles.com July 20, 2015