Presidential Flashcards

A slang word used for money, due to the presidents branded on dollar bills. Populated by 1996 film "That Thing You Do!"

Pizza Restaurant Owner: *puts money on table* You know what those are?
Lenny Haise: .... Presidential Flashcards?

by HorriblePseudonym July 28, 2015

presidential erection

noun. the excitement of any possible chance of replacing the current president via a new election.

"I've such a presidential erection for 2008."

by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007

Presidential Harassment

The ongoing torment and accompanying mental fatigue experienced by a target of an intense investigation into a litany of allegations of which the target is indeed guilty, especially when the target is the president of the United States.

Although El Chapo would likely be sentenced to death, he was relieved to no longer have the cloud of presidential harassment over his head.

Adam Schiff: “I am subpoenaing the president’s tax returns.”
Donald Trump: “That’s presidential harassment!”

by Aaron LeBaron February 7, 2019

Modern Day Presidential

Acting immature; having a tendency to angrily rant on Twitter. Antonym: presidential

Donald Trump's behavior is not presidential, it is modern day presidential

by Some math teacher July 1, 2017

A 45th Presidential

To grab, grope, assault or accost another person by the genitals.

He was arrested for giving some girl a 45th Presidential.

by Dick to Dick October 31, 2018

Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.

"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"

by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015

PRESIDENTIAL

When a women gives a man a blow job thats fit for the man who runs the whole country!

A blow job fit for a king! Or atleast makes him feel like he is.

A blow job that makes a man feel like he is the most important man in the USA!

A blow job that wakes his game up when he didnt even know his game was sleep!

My girlfriend gave me some PRESIDENTIAL last night that has me ready to go get fitted for a tuxedo!

When I want to go shopping, I give him some PRESIDENTIAL the sky is my limit.

by Sherriloveiam October 18, 2018