poobate

The act of using your own feces as lubrication to masterbate.

Sheila used her scat to lube up her fingers to poobate her vagina.

by b14ze February 15, 2009

poopster

a sly or wiley person

you poopster!

by will March 22, 2004

Pooplate

Shit. Just...shit.

Girl (to boy): Uhh.. Will you date me?

Boy: Da fuck? No, your face is pooplate.

by popeandcockrocks October 4, 2011

poopsterbaiting

Jacking off while taking a shit.

Jim: Man, I'm just so busy I had to try poopsterbaiting during my lunch break.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 11, 2015

Poopage

Poopage is an event that takes place in an athletic or gaming situation. Poopage occurs when the skilled player/athlete "poops on" the opponent, usually in a manner that the "victim" didn't really have a chance. In Gaming it usually is something like a head shot or a juke move in a sports game. In Sports, poopage would describe a teabagging slam dunk or a nasty stiff arm or juke move.

1.) Me: Hey man watch this replay I do a sickass no-scope, after a pretty nice double kill.
(after we get to that part of the Halo 3 replay.)
Xbox Live Friend: HAHA omg that was insane poopage... you pooped all over that kid! (continued to watch rewind reangle the camera replay it until we were finally done laughing about it).

2.) Holy Crap did you see L.T. shake and bake that guy? That was total poopage! (continued to rewind on DVR and replay it in slowmo etc. etc.)

by Crimson X1I1 October 23, 2007

Poopage

Something that isn't good.

I was writing a song, but it turned into poopage.

by Linz August 14, 2004

poopaje

hispanic poopage

A: hey, have you seen the portapotty over by that construction site?
B: yeah, there's mucho poopaje over there!

by los 3 poopados March 2, 2009