Pooptastrophizing

The worry about future pooptastrophies that may or may not happen.

I know I’m pooptastrophizing, but I’ve got to get on a plane to Omaha right now and I just ate 2 bran muffins and a hot coffee. I hope I don’t have a pooptastrophe.

by Urberin Dictionary April 24, 2023

Poopulation

A large group of people who are full of shit.

That group of voters makes up the second largest poopulation, they're so full of shit!

by Thetonyd7 May 26, 2023

Poopulate

to populate a database system with bad data

Past tense: poopulated

"Who poopulated the exchange codes in the database? They're all missing."

by Charlie R. Iver July 10, 2023

Poopalactic convulsion

Urgent, violent, explosive defection followed by overwhelming relief.

I had to bust out of the meeting in fear of a poopalactic convulsion.

by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023

pooponastick

When a lehman goes on a date with a stick figure and has butt sex with him and the stick figure end up with a poopy dick stick

Pooponastick get that away from me Josh

by anonymous August 20, 2023

poobastank

When the smell of your own fart gets trapped in the pubes

She has some bad poobastank

by PotatoBoi54 November 29, 2023

Poopolating

The act of waiting around for your poop to be ready, before you actually go to the bathroom.

"Hurry up in the bathroom, I'm almost done poopolating."

by Dimerous April 14, 2024