Playin Possum

To express you will not be attending a lame event.

Hey Steve, are you going to Alan's party tonight?
Naw man, im playin possum for sure.

by Dr.SteveBrules May 7, 2011

Playin da bass

A euphemism for vigorous masturbation, sometimes used following the David Ellefson (former bassist of Megadeth) incident where he masturbated on camera.

Guy 1: "I love playin da bass, Euphoria is my favorite bassline"
Guy 2: "You love scat? You should play a KoRn bassline then".

by BrahRebleck November 14, 2023

playin with my gangsta

New York slang. When someone is acting like you a bitch even tho they know u really not.

Dude 1:
"Yo u really my son fr"
Dude 2:
"Why u playin with my gangsta bro?"
Dude 1:
"My fault"

by Soah gzzzz December 17, 2023

Playin ugly, Playing ugly, playin ugly to me.

Playing ugly, means you are hitting on someone, trying to pick up. Most often in a bar setting, can also be a club or gig setting.

Playin ugly, Playing ugly, playin ugly to me. Playing ugly means: There is a person who is flirting with another person. Most commonly unwanted flirtations occurring in, most commonly a bar setting.

I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's playin ugly with me
And I wonder if he's a had a day of fun in his whole life.

This woman is playin' ugly to me an all I wanna do is bounce.

That jerk at the bar won't quit playing ugly with me and all I wanna do is have some fun with my gf's tonight.

by Soubriquet11 April 16, 2024

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020