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Combo Platter

When a man has recieved 2 or more, different sexually transmitted diseases...on his wangular area
poor dave delmonico gave lady jessica the horrific " Combo Platter" served with a delicious side salad, after he recieved numerous STDs thru the village bike!!!!
by Jam OUT!!!! May 3, 2005
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Platter Gut

Of, or having, the human condition/beingness of being able to put a four inch or larger diameter plate or platter at the apex peak of the gut
by Eddietaps79 May 18, 2021
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Denver Patten

See: Chuck Norris
1. Sexy
2. Gets all the ladies
3. Just cant be beat
Omfg that dude is awsome

No he is a Denver Patten
by Da real man November 12, 2012
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Ultimate Rice Platter

The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.
Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!
by Perineum-Pope June 13, 2015
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North Platte

A small city of 20,000 people in mid-western Nebraska.

Home to Buffalo Bill's ranch, one of the worlds largest railroad yards, cows, and a bunch of dumb hicks.

Most intelligent people leave North Platte by the time they reach twenty. The rest live a sad existence forever tormented by the regret of staying behind.

The only things to do there are to hang out at Wal-Mart, drive monster trucks, go huntin and fishin, or drink cheap beer.
Person one: "Dude, I hate my life."

Person two: "You must be from North Platte."
by HmmmIsee April 2, 2011
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Tillchang Platter

A term use to reference caucausian males and their adundant love for asian cuisine. Usually one must order or state their love of chinese food at least 5 - 7 times a week to qualify as a "Tillchang Platter".
Damn did Bill order chinese good again!?!? That's the 5th time this week! That guy is a serious Tillchang Platter...WOOT!WOOT!
by Francis Begovich February 6, 2007
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Shit Platter

A meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.

The "Platter" mainly consists of Birdseye and Bernard Matthews chicken/turkey products such as Chicken Dippers, Golden Drummers, Mini Kievs, Chicken Chargrills and the like.

The "Platter" is usually served with a side garnish of Onion Rings, Breaded Mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.
Alright Cornelius, I've had a proper shit day at work, what you having for dinner?

Just a couple of Golden Drummers, Chicken Dippers and Curly Fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.

Fuck me!! A you having a Shit Platter!!! Do us one as well please Geez!
by CaptainRyeboto March 4, 2009
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