plancake

When you go to bake a cake, you make the dough and instead of baking said cake you just eat the dough.

I wanted to make a cake but instead I made a plancake.

by Rexiz January 11, 2014

point plankn

Mysterious phrase used by University of Kansas sophomore basketball guard Tyshawn Taylor on his Facebook page in a comment related to a series of altercations between members of the Kansas basketball teams in late September, 2009. Possibly indicates the speaker's attempt to communicate a level of intense seriousness for the preceding phrase or sentence. Probably a misspelling of "point blankn."

“Real n-ggers do real things .. point plankn."

I told my wife, "You need to make sure the kid knows his vocabulary words for tomorrow ... point plankn."

by TRex Kansas September 24, 2009

Plankhead

1. somebody who has a plank for a head

2. somebody who got hit in the head with a plank of wood

1. guy1: woah look at that guy! his head is like a plank!
guy2: lets name him plankhead!

2.guy1: hey look, theres that girl that got hit in the head with a plank of wood yesterday!
guy2: oh yeah! lets name her plankhead!

by PlankHead May 29, 2009

Planksgiving

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

panckering

when shawn ignores me from 4PM-3AM because he is "in a call"

me:"why are u talking to me in 1-2 letters"
shawn:"?"
me:"bye"
shawn:"y"
me:"stabbing gif"
friend: i think shawn is panckering !

by notpipi May 10, 2021

Plackle

Plackle is a placeholder word that can be used in any situation.

"If you don't quit buggin imma plackle you up"

"She a plackle fr"

"Imma plackle on over to walmart"

by cassware March 16, 2022

Wooden plank

Refers to a man or woman who is inept at interacting in sexual intercourse due to excess of alcohol, particularly in the case of the man.

Gertrude turned to Ernest and said;
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.

by DopeDickFuckChick January 19, 2021