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Plan the parade

An expression used in sports when a team makes positive trades or acquires players which make the team a championship contender. The parade in reference refers to the Stanley Cup parade through Toronto that was planned after the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NHL acquired star forward Phil Kessel.

The phrase is often used sarcastically.
"Leafs have clinched a playoff spot!"
"Don't plan the parade yet"
by Fixing May 5, 2017
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ESCAPE PLAN

a plan through which you escape a life of quiet desperation. escape the rat race of soul crushing jobs that breed misery and take a chance on your passion. even if you have 2 hours a day free, u gotta make sure you're caffeinated and ready to work on executing the ESCAPE PLAN.

premise of travis scotts song ESCAPE PLAN
Todd thinks his podcast with his friends is his escape plan from dental school

12 figure estate plans that was the estate plan
by pd51 June 24, 2022
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The Japan Plan

A strategy in the board game "Risk" wherein one player quickly captures Japan at the beginning of the game, and proceeds to put all of his armies on the country each turn without attacking anywhere else for most of the game.

When most of the other players have been eliminated and the game appears to be drawing to an end, the player charges out of Japan and conquers most of Asia if not the entire game board.

The strategy is actually surprisingly effective, as players are focused on gaining bonuses early in the game and by the time they've laid out borders, the Japan Plan player's armies outnumber theirs.

It was created by a BC High School student who got bored with playing, and instructed the other players to just continually put all of his units on Japan. When he revisited the board hours later, he found his army force could easily capture the entire game board.
"I HEREBY INVOKE THE JAPAN PLAN"
by RedHelix November 10, 2009
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The Master Plan

Samuel's master plan to acquire Sher lyn and place her in the VIP lounge within the 4th circle of the fortress of the mind
The Master Plan is tired of waiting, and this is the time that it is put into action!!!
by aderpyllama May 9, 2021
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stress level elimination exercise plan

a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.
BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?

under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
by Pinky Star May 28, 2009
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2-point plan

When you fuck someone's wife and then wipe your dick on their drapes.
Employee 1 "I can't believe our boss is going to make us use this new equipment, it is a piece of shit"

Employee 2 "We should implement the 2-point plan on him"
by Adolph Allernipple December 10, 2009
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Steve Jobs Business Plan

A product differentiation strategy that involves releasing multiple variations of the same product with just notable differences in each successive generation to the point where consumers feel they must upgrade. If the gap between the product the consumer owns and the product the company just released is 2 generation apart or larger, the consumer's product is outdated to the point that its value has plummeted to levels where resell value is less than half of the original cost and/or the company has cut off support for the product either formally or in a de facto manner (e.g. releasing updates to iOS that consume increasing amounts of RAM since it is designed to run on the newer harder with more RAM, but the older hardware becomes defunct because all of its RAM is being used to run the operating system and not any programs, such as music).
I got the iPhone when it came out, but I want to get the iPhone 3GS because it's half an ounce lighter. Unfortunately, the Steve Jobs Business Plan has rendered my iPhone worthless.
by Alpha19745 May 23, 2011
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