patio pisser

white trainers worn by chav gorms

He had to buy new white trainers cos his old ones were stained (!!!!!!!) - some people never figure out how they ruin their patio pissers.

by hate-chav-neighbours December 24, 2008

cotton picker

A Black person. A reference to Africans, used as slave-labor, picking cotton on Southern United States plantations prior to the American Civil War (1861 - 1865).

No damn cotton picker's gonna date my daughter.

by Colonel Kernel March 6, 2008

cherry picker

In sports, someone who prefers to take only easy shots. Mildly disparaging.
A common example comes from basketball, in which a "cherry picker" is a person who favors short shots, but especially a person who sits in the back court by the basket waiting for an outlet pass on a change of possession, enabling them to score easily before any defenders can reach them.
The origins of this term may come from the notion of "cherry picking" as attempting, or picking, only those things that are easily obtained, or only what suits your taste best, as a cherry might.

That punk can't ball for nothin'. He just sits back and cherry picks all day.

by osofuchi March 17, 2005

Ninja Pisser

A person who can take a piss while talking on the phone silently. The person on the other end of the phone will always be unaware of the real splashing.

Whoa you were taking a piss? What a Ninja Pisser!

by Brandonish January 5, 2008

Ball Pisser

Those with tiny dicks piss on their balls.

Can be used literally or figuratively.

That ball pisser cant finish a six pack.

Look at pee balls over there.

Wipe the piss off your balls and finish that beer.

by fuckstack March 16, 2008

nit picker

{Fussy} {moaner} {nagger} {hassler}

a nit picker is someone who picks holes in everything you do

by Prof Stretch June 23, 2006

pisserbitchcuckster

an absolute cunt

exsistant entity: HUMAN_NAME_HERE is such a pisserbitchcuckster

by Zbra696969 July 7, 2019