Petrified

pet·ri·fied
ˈpetrəˌfīd/
adjective
adjective: petrified

1.

so frightened that one is unable to move; terrified.

"the petrified child clung to her mother"

2.

(of organic matter) changed into a stony substance; ossified.

"petrified wood"

Person1: Hey man!
Person2: Look what I found!
Person1: What is it?
Person2: I found some petrified wood!

by Auerus June 16, 2016

Petrified Wood

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.

by garuru0 December 27, 2009

petrified

An unreasonable (or is it?)phobia of treating computer mouse as a pet.

I'm petrified of sharpening my mouse instead of my pencil.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

Permafized

When a person does too much acid or shrumes and their systems are messed up even when they are not on the influence of Acid or Shrumes.

"Dude, that guy is going to be Permafized if he parties like this every night."

by Permafized June 2, 2009

permafried

smoking so much weed that you are known to have S.R.D. (stupid retarded disorder). also known as "William Fisher."

that kid is permafried!

by willie wonka520 July 7, 2008

Permafried

When youve done too many drugs in a short amount of time youre permanently fucked up/ retarded

Also known as a Matthew Ramo.

"Dont be a matt ramo, wait a couple weeks before you trip again or you'll be permafried."

by Fanxis August 16, 2017

Purified

When a vagina is nice and clean and not smelling like fish

Damn daniel that vagina is not purified

by Jiggily titties December 6, 2017