Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010

Perkulent

When you meet someone who is acts like they have drunk a whole pot pf coffee black. They border on impertinence and temporary insanity. pronounced (perk-u-lint)

"Ok everyone, let's get into the like car HALF AN HOUR AGO!"

"Dude, stop being so perkulent!"

by God's Left Hand September 14, 2009

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 4, 2018

hundred percent used

To be killed after the job is done.

Do not take that job with the mafia, you are going to be hundred percent used.

by blue_panda November 19, 2018

lightyear percent

an amount greater than infinity

“i love you lightyear percent you sexy bitch”

by Sexyyyyyyy bitchhhhh September 2, 2020

Eleven-percenter

A term used to describe one who appears to be repeating the mainstream media talking points with complete confidence and sworn loyalty. These talking points are often said by such a person without challenging these talking points by their own thinking, and certainly not by other news outlets.

Do you have ANY idea what you’re talking about? Or are you just parroting that garbage like a good little eleven-percenter??

by Proggy Thief November 3, 2020

percent grade

A rise in elevation relative to forward distance.

Ex.: a rise of one meter in a forward distance of 100 meters is a 1% grade.

by Dennish May 22, 2005