parallelepiped

The sexual act of double penetration wherein the penetrating phalluses extend in the same direction.

Dude, we parallelepiped that chick for hours!

by NerdizzleNoob August 18, 2021

paralola

When you shove an egg up your ass and it comes out through your mouth without cracking.

I got paralolad last night!

by Afashaw March 6, 2017

parallel bars

Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.

"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

38th Parallel

1. A specific line of latitude.
2. The official border between north and south Korea.
3. An arbitrary thing to yell during volleyball games.

Yeah! Take THAT to the 38th parallel!!!

by Tituba Don't Truck Wit No Consonants September 14, 2006

Parallogged

What happens when you unexpectedly let out a full bowel movement in your pants and are dumbfounded on how to move.

"I'd rather use a dirty bathroom then find myself parallogged cuz I crapped my pants in public!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

parallelogram

A word that only appears int he lyrics to one song- Motörhead by hawkwind, and then again by Motörhead.

Fourth day, five day marathon,
We're moving like a parallelogram
Don't move, the morning's not a pretty sight
I guess I'll see you all on the ice
I should be tired and all I am is wired
ain't felt this good for an hour
Motorhead, remember me now,
Motorhead, all night...

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

parallel angles

angles that are 180 degrees so they form straight lines, thus making them parallel so they will never touch.

___________
___________
^these are parallel angles

by ssyydddd March 27, 2007