Porcelain Panini

The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.

I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.

by Stank22 January 19, 2016

Panini Tozt

A shitty sandwich shop. Notably on the East Side of Manhattan and Long Island City.

It's famous for spit-in/spit-on entrees.

It's also famous for on-time delivery of its mediocre wares.

John: I have the munchies.
Vlad: Let's order from Panini Tozt!
John: No, Vlad -- that shit's nasty.
Vlad: Womp. I forgot about the time we had a peanut butter and saliva sandwich delivered.

by krrish January 24, 2011

meanie panini

when someone is being really rude, annoying or hateful and you like Gordon Ramsey's TV shows.

OMG she is such a meanie panini

by HAleigh kearcia April 20, 2018

panini pussy

a pussy often filled with meat and/or cheese

o man that was a good panini pussy i had last night

by partypoon March 5, 2009

Human Panini

The Human Panini is the act of penetrating with a usually long penis (from 1.5-2m) inside of a woman’s vagina, and back out her mouth. During this time, another woman is making out with the First Lady and the penis also enters her mouth and comes back out her vagina. Period blood is also used as ketchup and queef grease as salad. This results in the Human Panini.

Louis did his first Human Panini yesterday with Jia and Astrid!

by HumanPaniniInventor January 19, 2018

Panini Head

A panini head is particular friend who calls you names for wearing 90s themed clothing
They especially call you names like 'slut" or "prositute"

See that vampire kid? He's my panini head..."

by ujfghuyiwguhv August 30, 2018

Panini Press

When you stick your dick in a girl’s ass and she squishes her ass cheeks and squeezes your dick like how a panini press presses food.

Yo bro, last night Amber panini pressed my dick, it was great!

by Random Urban Dictionary user November 19, 2017