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touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.
by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005
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paedophile

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.
British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!
by faffabetaler April 14, 2019
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Paedophile

Peadophiles have a really hard time fitting in. It probably doesn't help that their fucking immature assholes.
People who are scared of paedophiles need to grow up.,
by Quizzonmyface July 31, 2016
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pedaphile

Any individual who is interested in establishing a mutual sexual relationship with a person who is of a physically younger age.
The World Health Organization defines adolescence as the period of life between 10 and 20 years of age. With this said any one who sexually interacts with some one else in this age range is in the "instinctual norm", if you well. Therefore the deviation into pedaphile begins when the 10’s & 20’s and the 30’s & 40’s engage in sexual activities. As you can see it is virtually impossible for anyone with a logical frame of mind to be apposed to the act of this definition!
by A HUMAN July 26, 2008
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'Paedophiles' - A word of moral panic. Take a second to ask yourself this... Do you want fewer children harmed, or do you want revenge? It must be one or the other, as each have opposite effects. If you understood a little about the prevention of crime, in this case the prevention of sexual child abuse, you would understand that our society's desire for revenge is making the world more unsafe for children.

Sustaining a society in which Peadophiles and child sex offenders are threatened and demonised, will just put them in a state of paranoia. This will drive them underground through fear, isolation and depression. Which in its self, would dramatically restrict their ability of self-control, and so more children will be harmed.

I suggest we put our moral repulsion aside, and actually protect children. This can only be done by encouraging Paedophiles and Child Sex Offenders to seek support.
Paedophile = My focus is in the protection of children. What is yours?
by Dark Purple December 31, 2007
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Hermit Paedophile

A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.
Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter.
by TitsCANCER March 28, 2009
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Pedaphile

The technical term for a sneaker enthusiast, or sneakerhead
I like movies, which makes me a cinephile. John likes hi-fi sound, so he’s an audiophile. You’re into sneakers; you’re a pedaphile.
by Little City Band September 26, 2018
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