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go postal

To exact calculated revenge on co-workers or schoolmates, usually with a firearm, after being fired or expelled or just feeling extremely hard-done-by.

Software tester Michael McDermott shot and killed seven co-workers in 2000 after having his pay docked to cover back taxes.
A disgruntled former worker went postal today leaving seven dead, including two accountants he had accused of being 'Nazis' the day before.
by bee May 13, 2005
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the unnaquainted postal worker

This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.
A : Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.

A : That's fucked up, you need help.

B : It helps me sleep.

A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.
by ziggabrap July 9, 2009
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The Postal Service

An indie band, with the same lead singer as Death Cab for Cutie, with excellent beats, catchy songs, and crafty lyrics.
I just listened to the postal service, and now I am totally addicted.
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powah

Trong is lame has no powah!
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postalphobia

The fear of mailboxes; the fear of the postal system
My postalphobia prevents me from going to the post office or checking my mail.
by postalphobian November 1, 2009
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Poshan

Poshan mean it's a special energy which is given by god.. which use to grow inner soul. The person Poshan who has this name he can give power or energy to others. It's also called divine power.
Ex:if a energy comes from god to heal or help you that's called Poshan. When you get this you will be know or get these thing.. Knowledge about life, gods love, inteligent,knowledge about death, you will be like saint/prophet/santha
by Divine mercy December 26, 2012
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Pošast

Drink that consist of old rakija from your weird estern european friend, jagermeister, wine and coca cola.
Ajde bajo popi malo pošasti, neje loše.
by KoordinatorPicke June 14, 2020
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