Harry Pooter

A porn version of Harry Potter.

Chapter 7: Harry pulled out his broom stick and started slapping Ron in the face as Ron says, "Here, let me take off my pants so you can so you can have at my anus..."

Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."

by BQ/BC August 29, 2009

posterior

ones ass,or bottom.

that has gotta be the most scrumptious posterior i have ever seen

by just jen August 26, 2003

the poltergeist

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.

Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.

by notjimmeratall March 28, 2017

Cooter Pooter

When a women farts and a tiny air bubble rolls forward, passes thru the labia, tickles, and pops at the clit

Ooooh that cooter pooter tickeled!

by Leanie Meanie January 13, 2019

Poltar

An extraordinarily introverted and most often antisocial individual whom perceives himself as intellectually superior to almost everyone that he comes in contact with. Often found without friends due to alienation and arrogance.
-- female. - Poltette

I went to subway the other night, but found the Poltar that worked there closed early so that he and his friends could play Dungeons and Dragons.

by Travonius September 11, 2005

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously. The giver feels similar to Tom Cruise.

Hey mom, u wanna help me out with this porter blump?

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit.

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

over-poster

1. On Facebook, when one posts status messages constantly or simply too many times throughout the day.

2. Posting too much information or information that is extremely personal or completely irrelevant on Facebook status messages.

She must really have no life, she is such an over-poster!

by Jenn2 September 8, 2010