Phones

old style headphones that cover the entire ear

plug in my phones and listen to some tunes

by Iowna Uass October 9, 2008

Phonosect

fəʊnəʊsɛkt

Pronouncing words one syllable at a time

Anna: I love "po-tai-toes"
Cate: Stop Phonosecting!!

by Aeronol January 13, 2014

phonetervention

When your mother calls you on the phone to say hi, but ends up talking to you for hours about how you need to change course in life before everything goes to crap.

*Phone rings*
"Oh hi Mom, how's it going? Yeah me too, I've been busy... No I haven't been dodging your calls... I know. I know. I know. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. Yes, Mom. Yeah. Okay..."
*Conversation goes on...*
*Conversation ends*
*Call duration: 3:46:32*
*Phonetervention concludes*

by TwistedDane May 20, 2014

phonespeak

Text messages composed entirely by using the sequence of words predicted by your smartphone with no changes.

I texted my friend in phonespeak, "Yes, I'd like a beard or to" in response to his text "Meet me at the bar"

by farticles August 30, 2014

Phonestrated

Frustrated with your cellphone

I phonestrated because my phone keeps crashing

by Ash__B February 2, 2017

Phonestyling

When someone is asked to freestyle, but since that someone is a talent-less hack he/she looks off their phone for lyrics they wrote down earlier. The lyrics are usually shitty and cringeworthy and the phonestyler ends up making a fool of him/herself. The act is usually performed by retards like drake who think they're rappers.

Person 1: Damn dude did you hear that drake freestyle on Youtube?
Person 2: That wasn't a freestyle nigga. He was looking off his phone, that motherfucker phonestyling.

by Raeganomics Lamborghini June 15, 2017

Phonecentrating

When you are looking at or busy on your phone so hard that someone can talk to you and you don’t even realise anyone is saying anything.

“Dave was phonecentrating so hard he didn’t hear me call him”

by Sanchez3112 November 4, 2017