If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

outside

Outside is where the sun lives. Its the area just beyond your front door. Be cautious because there is no ceiling and you may just float away.
Outside is also a popular destination for people with "real lives".

Computer nerd 1 - "Hey guess what! I went outside and got a suntan today."
Computer nerd 2 - "Outside? Is that a new map? How many experience points is a suntan worth?"

by i heart hussies April 22, 2005

Outside

The most popular free-to-play MMORPG in the world, with more seven billion active players and counting.

"I'd like to play RuneScape more, but I've been pretty occupied with Outside."

by Danny 2011 October 2, 2014

Brick outside

It’s really cold

Kayla- it’s mad brick outside

Stephanie- wym brick?
Kayla- IT MEANS ITS MAD COLD😭

by JAYLENE S NYC December 3, 2021

Go Play Outside

A common phrase used to harass and berate gamers to stop being “lazy asses” and “go play outside.”

“Bobby get off your fat ass and go play outside.”

“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!”

by CurrentlyExistant69420 February 3, 2020

why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself

Used generally as a method of dismissal.

Sally: "Hey 'sup dude what you up to?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

by 12ed-13lue January 28, 2007

horse outside

A phrase indicating that the speaker maintains a form of equine transport outside the premises, superior to forms of conveyance, e.g. big queer metal boxes such as the Honda Civic, the Mitzi or the Subaru. Comes in handy when transporting a beure from a church in Thomas St.

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992

by plkio December 14, 2010