A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:
1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities
Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities
Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
by Elitist December 18, 2003
Get the nuclear war mug.A nuclear turtle refers to a nuclear turd that won't quite launch. The missile is armed, the silo doors are open, but instead of launching, the head of the nuclear turd peeks out, much like a turtle in its shell. At this point, the nuclear turd has morphed into a nuclear turtle.
The silo doors are open, but my nuclear turd won't launch, looks like I've got a nuclear turtle.
I've been waiting on this nuclear turd for half an hour, I guess its now officially a nuclear turtle.
I've been waiting on this nuclear turd for half an hour, I guess its now officially a nuclear turtle.
by Dr. Strangedump October 20, 2010
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A devastating tirade of the most foul and insulting usage of the word “fuck” that anyone may have experienced, ever.
We all stood there en masse, entirely frozen in shock, reflecting on the possibility that her Nuclear F Bomb may precipitate the end of the world.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2019
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"The man was arguing for pedophilia being legal. This isn't even a hot take anymore, it's a god damn nuclear take"
by Yellowpig10 August 30, 2019
Get the Nuclear take mug.1. An extremely smelly, gross, vile, possibly radioactive, dirty vagina that has been stretched beyond belief. Overflowing with semen from multiple men and some horses.
2. A dirty whore with said vagina.
2. A dirty whore with said vagina.
1. "That bitch had such a nuclear envelope that I wouldn't even touch her with a 10 foot pole."
2. "I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that nuclear envelope!"
2. "I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that nuclear envelope!"
by FBAC if you DEFC April 14, 2010
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A portmanteau of the words nublet and musketeer. A nubleteer is a nublet that wears the title proudly and/or has no desire to graduate from nubdom.
Nubleteers can typically be seen engaging in their favorite nublet-related activities with other nublets.
A portmanteau of the words nublet and musketeer. A nubleteer is a nublet that wears the title proudly and/or has no desire to graduate from nubdom.
Nubleteers can typically be seen engaging in their favorite nublet-related activities with other nublets.
by Carrionkind November 11, 2011
Get the nubleteer mug.A butler that deals predominantly with 'nut'. This ranges from on demand wristys to 24/7 blowies. Most nutlers will consume almost every nut.
My Nutler never misses the cance to slup down a good nut. I don't know what I'd do without a reliable full time Nutler...
by Fiegs July 7, 2016
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