Average Nebraskan

the act of getting fingerbanged while driving

I gave my wife an average nebraskan on our way to Lincoln.

by below-average-nebraskan November 21, 2022

Nebraskan Butt-Bottle

The process of mixing kool-aid (usually grape flavored) in someone’s anus. And having another party drink it with a straw.

Jerry: yo Donny you down for some Nebraskan butt-bottle?

Donny: hell yeah I’ll grab a straw!!

by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Nebraskan hot cocoa

When you piss in someone’s butt and they poop out the piss and shit into a cup and you cum on the top of the cup like it’s whipped cream.

I gave Lindsay a Nebraskan hot cocoa last night

by D1branch15 October 15, 2025

Average Nebraskan

The Average Nebraskan - the manual pleasuring of a woman driver via hand.

"Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger giving the driver the Average Nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."

by Singamingalerts November 21, 2022

Nebraskan Warzone

Where you scratch someones chocolate starfish and then put a 8 ounce soda bottle inside it cal first

Hey let’s all gang up on Trenton and give him a Nebraskan Warzone

by Al_e_gatour June 26, 2024

Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.

Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.

by Steve4051 June 27, 2025

Nebraskan Nutter Butter

When you get two guys and cover them from head to toe with peanut butter, and than procede to vigorously nut all over them and than lick everything off at the end.

"Im really hungry right now, I could really go for a Nebraskan Nutter Butter"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025