Momsta

Momsta®-(noun) a: a mother, mom, mum, mommy or motherly figure who: Loves, Provides and Protects with a FIERCENESS.

b: a female parent who realizes the power of her feminine energy and unapologetically walks in her FULL authority.

c. an unconquerable beast when protecting her: young, lineage and legacy.

d. a woman managing motherhood, family life and career

a. She is a momsta who will do anything for her children!

b. She is not a regular mom she is a momsta.
c. Serena William's is a certified momsta who has conquered giving birth and WIMBLEDON!

by Certified Momsta July 4, 2018

Take me up the north mountain

To take up the north mountain :-
1. As a skilled mountaineer you can take someone up the north mountain to help them end an eternal winter.

2. To fuck someone in the ass.

ANNA SAID TO KRISTOFF " TAKE ME UP THE NORTH MOUNTAIN, NOW!"

by ALEXOUS1 May 14, 2018

candy mountain

It's a land of joy....and joyness,and it fills me with sweet sugary goodness!

Charlie and I are going to candy mountain!

by wowowowowowowwoooooooo June 20, 2007

Mountain Douching

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.

Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.

by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011

piss lord of shit mountain

Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.

piss lord piss lord of shit mountain

by The Piss Lord Of Shit Mountain February 6, 2014

Mouhtadi

To describe an autistic/special needs child of aboriginal descent.

Eg. Person 1: 'That child is acting quite strange..."

Person 2: "Don't be so insensitive! That child is a mouhtadi. I'm so glad centrelink social workers look after children like him"

by UhhDatAWay September 12, 2017

Mountain Hardwear

a brand of superior outdoors clothing worn by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Great technical design and features, great outdoors lifestyle clothing and equipment without ridiculous prices. Not yet co-opted by poseurs. Identified by a stylized nut often accompanied by the words "Mountain Hardwear" in distinctive script. Primarily carried in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.

Jess - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"

Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."

by da Chetster March 1, 2009