by Hughmungus309 August 30, 2020
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to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.
to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.
im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.
im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}
i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}
anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}
im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}
i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}
anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}
by ihtfpfmlmfwp January 27, 2009
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by ty187 June 17, 2010
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by ElongD69 November 7, 2017
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Me: MORTING!!!!!!!!
Me: MORTING!!!!!!!!
by thedinosaurxx January 30, 2016
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Jesse: The producer was a mortard.
Jesse: The producer was a mortard.
by Khandali July 15, 2011
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by Jules_of_troy November 15, 2006
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